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what a huge dumbass

do you know how much it costs to get taken to the ER in a fucking ambulance

about a full years worth of rent

so fuck you, fuck you Mitt, go take a cactus and shove it up your ass repeatedly you big fucking dickbag privileged piece of shit

This idiot. Ugh. I got a $400 dollar emergency room bill (when I was 19) for just WALKING INTO THE DAMN PLACE (literally, walking, on my own two feet). I wasn’t even hurt! All they did was ask me some questions and check my blood pressure, as I had just been in a car accident.

Clearly Mitt Romney has NO IDEA how emergency rooms work and why relying on them for PRIMARY CARE is the ABSOLUTE WORST THING EVER. 

FREE CARE?!

When I was in my car accident, my knee was pretty bruised up and I had a hell of a time walking and I had back pain for weeks, but I REFUSED to get in an ambulance at the time because SITTING IN THE FUCKING THING COSTS OVER $1200. That’s just SITTING THERE. If they don’t even talk to you or check your temperature, you’re STILL paying for it. WITHOUT EVEN GOING TO THE HOSPITAL.

This ass needs to get in a car crash, sit in the ambulance, and then tell the paramedics “oh thank god you guys won’t charge me for this, lol.” I’d LOVE to see their faces.

The ER at St Luke’s Roosevelt in midtown used to double as a walk-in clinic so when I didn’t have insurance I’d go there to be treated for like $60 or something. But then they took the walk-in clinic away and didn’t tell you when you went in. I had strep throat so I went in to make sure it was strep and then to get a prescription, and when I went to pay at the desk they said it wasn’t a clinic anymore. I was like okay? So a few weeks later, I got a bill in the mail for $1460. It was itemized. They gave me two generic Ibuprofen pills when I was there and they appeared on the itemized bill…at $97 each. You can buy like 100 Ibuprofen at Rite Aid for like, $10. So Mitt Romney can suck my giant penis.

stares at mitt romney

stares at $45,032 emergency room hospital bill from last years

projectile vomits so hard it flies across the continental us and lands on that piece of pizza he was just about to eat

theres no more pizza for you mittens it was the last slice

My friend went to the ER—her roommates took her after it seems she was having a very bad pain that was hindering her.

They ended up just giving her Motrin.

And charged her $200 dollars.

Yeah, that’s free alright. 

(via elledy)